英语笑话:让每个人都高兴
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    No matter how much I feel lost and hesitated now. I need to live the way I want at last.
    无论我此时是如何的彷徨迷茫,最终,我都要过上自己想要的生活。

    President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.

    史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。

    Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:

    忽然间他心中突发奇想,

    "You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out thewindow and make somebody happy. "

    “我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去,让某个人高兴一下。”

    "MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"

    “总统先生,您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢?”

    suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.

    著名的国务卿建议道。

    “Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"

    副总统派翠基接着说:“啊,总统先生,您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票,好让五十个人高兴呢?”

    The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"

    这时飞机驾驶员转身说道:“为什么你不把自己丢出窗外,好让每个人都高兴呢?”

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