A liar!
问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种?答：骗子!
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office"!
问：什么东东以P开头，以E结束，含有上百万个letters?答：Post Office!哈哈，你是不是去猜最长的单词了?其实吧，letter除了有“字母”的意思，还有“信件”的意思啊
What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
问：英语里最长的单词是?答：Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢!1 mile=1英里≈1.6公里。
Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because they are not weekdays!
问：为啥周六和周日是strong days?答：因为周六和周日不是weekdays!别纠结于意思了，多读几遍weekways试试，是不是和weak days一样一样的啊
My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. What do they do?
My father steals, and my mother irons.
问：我爸妈是在steel and iron业工作的。他们是做什么的?答：我爸是偷东西的，我妈是熨东西的。该段子很高级呀，运用到了谐音和一词多义，steel(钢铁)和steal(偷窃)同音，iron既有“铁”的意思又有“熨烫”的意思。
