英语幽默笑话:律师的狗
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    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔) a butcher shop and steals a roast.

    一个律师的狗挣开绳索跑了,直奔肉店偷了块烤肉。

    Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

    屠夫去律师的办公室问他:“如果一个人的狗跑到我店里偷了块肉,我有没有权利要求狗的主人付账?”

    The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

    律师回答“当然。”

    "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

    “那你欠我8.5美元,你的狗跑掉了,偷了我家一块肉。”

    The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for$8.50.

    律师什么也没说,就给他开了8.5美元的支票。

    Several days later the butcher opens the mail and finds anenvelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.

    几天后,屠夫打开邮箱,看到一封来自律师的信:20美元咨询费。

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