| 61 |
| Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re |
| really, really good at it. |
| 62 |
| We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. |
| Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was |
| "Michael". |
| 63 |
| Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody |
| tells a lie. |
| The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, |
| “So, you were at school today, right?” |
| Son: “Yeah.” |
| Detector: |
| “Beep.“ |
| Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.” |
| Detector: “Beep.” |
| Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.” |
| Father: |
| “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“ |
| Detector: “Beep.” |
| Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!” |
| Detector: |
| “Beep.” |
| 64 |
| What is dangerous? |
| - |
| Sneezing while having diarrhea! |
| 65 |
| Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an |
| appointment.” |
| Doctor: “Tell him I can"t see him.” |
| 66 |
| Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says |
| to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!” |
| 67 |
| "I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according |
| to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?" |
| 68 |
| "Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?" |
| "So you can |
| all be really sad when I die." |
| 69 |
| A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to |
| your house. |
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