| 61 | 
| Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re | 
| really, really good at it. | 
| 62 | 
| We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. | 
| Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was | 
| "Michael". | 
| 63 | 
| Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody | 
| tells a lie. | 
| The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, | 
| “So, you were at school today, right?” | 
| Son: “Yeah.” | 
| Detector: | 
| “Beep.“ | 
| Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.” | 
| Detector: “Beep.” | 
| Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.” | 
| Father: | 
| “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“ | 
| Detector: “Beep.” | 
| Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!” | 
| Detector: | 
| “Beep.” | 
| 64 | 
| What is dangerous? | 
| - | 
| Sneezing while having diarrhea! | 
| 65 | 
| Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an | 
| appointment.” | 
| Doctor: “Tell him I can"t see him.” | 
| 66 | 
| Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says | 
| to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!” | 
| 67 | 
| "I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according | 
| to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?" | 
| 68 | 
| "Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?" | 
| "So you can | 
| all be really sad when I die." | 
| 69 | 
| A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to | 
| your house. | 







