What do I have to order? 我该点什么?

If there's a competition for Worst Waiter of the Year, I've got a candidate. He was working at my mother's favorite restaurant when we took her there for her birthday. This guy messed up every order. She asked for pork. He brought beef. We requested beans. We got corn. And so on. At the end of the meal, he asked, “Would anyone like dessert?” My mother said, “What do I have to order to get a piece of cheesecake?”

如果要竞选本年度最差餐厅侍者的话，我这里有一个候选人。他在我妈最喜欢的一家餐厅工作。当我们在这家餐厅给我妈过生日的时候，这家伙把一切都搞乱了。我妈点的是猪肉，他端上来的是牛肉。我们要的是豆子，他却拿来了玉米。等等，等等。快吃完的时候他问：“有谁要点甜食吗?”我妈说：“我该点什么才能得到一块奶酪蛋糕呢?”