英语笑话

349　A Divorce Lawyer 离婚律师

A middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The curiosity gets the better of her, a girl goes up to the balding man and asks what he is doing. “I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards, signed ‘Guess who?’” “But why?” asks the girl. “I'm a divorce lawyer.”

一个中年秃顶的男子站在柜台边上，有条不紊地往粉红色印满红心的信封上贴印有“LOVE”字样的邮票。随后又拿出香水瓶往信封上喷香水。受好奇心驱使，一位姑娘忍不住走上前去，问他在干什么。“我在发1000份署名为‘猜一猜是谁’的情人卡。”姑娘问：“那是为什么？”“我是一个离婚律师。”