英语笑话

367　I don't know him 我不认识他

Guards escorted a handcuffed prisoner into the courtroom. “Is this a tough judge?” the prisoner asked. “Yes,” the bailiff said. “A tough but fair judge.” “Yeah? How tough?” “The toughest judge since Pontius Pilate,” the bailiff replied. “I don't know him,” said the prisoner. “I'm not from around here.”

警卫押解一个带手铐的囚犯进入法庭。囚犯问：“这个法官难对付吗？”法警回答说：“是的。一个难对付又很公正的法官。”“是吗？有多难对付？”法警回答说：“是自从本贝彼拉多以来最难对付的法官。”囚犯说：“我不认识他。我不是本地的。”（本贝彼拉多是圣经里记载的罗马总督。）