英语笑话

384　My heart was replaced last year 我的心脏去年换掉了

Fitness center applicants at my hospital are queried about their medical problems. One man wrote “None” on the application form where it asked whether he had any cardiac problems. When a huge surgical scar was noticed on his chest, he was asked, “What is that from?” “I used to have problems with my heart, but it was replaced last year,” the man answered calmly.

我们医院的健身中心要了解申请人的身体状况。一位男子在申请表上是否曾经患过心脏疾病一栏填上“无”。人们发现他胸口上有很大的手术刀疤，问他：“这是怎么来的？”他平静地回答说：“我的心脏以前有问题，不过去年换掉了。”