英语笑话

420　Six months to live 只能活六个月了

“I'm afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no medical insurance. “I can't possibly pay you in that time.” “Okay,” the doctor said, “let's make it nine months.”

医生对他的病人说：“我恐怕有一个坏消息告诉你。你只能活六个月了。”那个人吓得在那里呆坐了好几分钟。恢复镇定以后，他很抱歉地对医生说他没有医疗保险，他不可能在那时候付钱。医生说：“那就改九个月吧。”