英语笑话

427　Don't have time for girlfriend 没时间找女朋友

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess. I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?” The engineer said, “Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, that's cool.”

有一天，一个工程师在穿过一条路的时候，一只青蛙叫他说：“如果你吻我，我就会变成一个美丽的公主。”他弯下腰把青蛙捡起来放进他的口袋里。青蛙又高声叫他说：“如果你吻我，让我变回一个美丽的公主，我会和你待一个星期。”工程师把青蛙从口袋里拿出来，对它笑一笑，又放回他的口袋里。青蛙大叫起来：“如果你吻我，让我变回一个美丽的公主，我会和你待在一起。你让我做什么都行。”工程师又一次把青蛙从口袋里拿出来，对它笑一笑，放回他的口袋里。最后，青蛙问：“这到底是怎么回事？我已经告诉你，我是美丽的公主，我会和你待在一起一个星期，做你让我做的任何事情。你为什么还不吻我？”工程师说：“你瞧，我是一个工程师。我没有时间交女朋友。但是，有一只会说话的青蛙，还是挺酷的。”