英语笑话

510　Yes, sir 是，长官

A superb technician in the base has a problem taking orders. One day I took him aside and suggested he try something that had worked for me. “Whenever an officer gives you a directive that you think is stupid,” I told him, “just say, ‘Yes, sir.’ But in your mind, think, ‘You're an idiot!’ Will this work for you?” He smiled at me and replied, “Yes, sir!”

基地里的一位超级技师不大服从命令。有一天，我把他叫到一边，建议他试一试对于我行之有效的方法。我告诉他：“不论什么时候一位军官给你一个你认为是愚蠢的指示，就说‘是，长官’，但是心里想‘你是白痴’。你觉得这样行不行？”他对我笑一笑说：“是，长官。”