英语笑话

559　Big Difference 差别好大

My wife worked at dry cleaners in the Navy base. One evening a familiar-looking man in civilian clothes came to pick up his dry cleaning. She was sure that she had met him at the “Welcome Aboard” briefing a few weeks earlier. She said, “Excuse me, but aren't you on my husband's boat?” “No, ma'am,” the man replied, “I believe your husband is on my boat.”

我太太在海军基地的干洗店里工作。一天傍晚，一个看起来挺面熟的穿便装的人来取他干洗的衣服。我太太认定几个星期前在欢迎会上见过他，就说：“请问，你是不是在我丈夫的船上？”那个男人回答说：“不，夫人，我相信是你的丈夫在我的船上。”