英语笑话

577　What's the second best thing? 什么是第二好的事情？

While in Marine Corps boot camp, we were taught to keep our heads if taken prisoner by the enemy. “Imagine that the door to your cell opens and in walks a beautiful young woman in a revealing outfit,” said our instructor. “The best thing to do is not to touch her.” From the back of the room came the question, “Sir, what's the second best thing?”

在海军陆战队新兵营里，我们被教导说，如果被敌人抓去，要保持冷静。教官说：“假想你的牢房门开了，走进来一个衣着暴露的、年轻美丽的女子，最好的事情就是不要去碰她。”这时候，从教室的后面传来了问话：“长官，什么是第二好的事情？”