英语笑话

613　Not him. He's the second son. 不是他。他是老二。

Longtime friends were celebrating their 50th anniversary. One of their sons gave a loving toast, finishing with, “and thank you for having such a beautiful marriage.” “Thank you for making it necessary,” the father joked. In the silence that followed, his wife whispered, “Not him. He's the second son.”

我们的老朋友庆祝他们的金婚纪念日。他们的一个儿子致了长长的贺词。其结束语是：“感谢你们有那么美好的婚姻。”这时候老爸开玩笑说：“感谢你使这婚姻成为必要。”在接下来的冷场中，老太太耳语说：“不是他。他是老二。”