英语笑话

653　He doesn't hate you anymore 他不再恨你了

As the result of an explosive argument with our mother, my little brother pasted a sign reading “I hate Mom” on the door to his room, and slammed it shut. My dad, a school psychologist, came home after work to this tense standoff. “I'll take care of it,” he confidently told Mom, and went into my brother's room. Minutes later, Dad came out. “He doesn't hate you anymore,” he reassured her. Sure enough, my brother had crossed out “Mom” on his sign. It now read “I hate Dad.”

我弟弟和妈妈发生了一场爆炸性的争吵，随后就在他的门上贴了一张条子：“我恨妈妈”，并且“砰”的一声关上了门。我爸爸在学校里当心理医生，下班回到家里看到这个紧张关系，很有信心地对妈妈说：“让我来处理。”然后就进了弟弟的房间。过了几分钟，爸爸出来了，安慰妈妈说：“他不再恨你了。”不错，弟弟把条子上“妈妈”两个字划掉了，变成了“我恨爸爸”。