英语笑话

686　Born in a barn 生在牲口棚里

Our son was constantly wandering in and out of the house, leaving the front or back door wide open. “Once and for all, will you please close that!” my exasperated wife pleaded one day. “Were you born in a barn?” “No, I was born in a hospital,” he replied, smirking. “With automatic doors.”

我们的儿子不停地进出房子，让前门、后门都大敞着。我那被激怒的太太有一天说：“我们一次了结。你能不能把门关上？难道你是生在牲口棚里的吗？”他得意地笑着回答：“不，我是生在医院，有自动门。”