英语笑话

322　Give me my money 把我的钱还给我

A robber stuck a pistol in a gentleman's ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman shocked by the sudden attack said, “You cannot do this, I am a congressman.” The robber said, “In that case, give me my money.”

一个强盗用枪顶住一位绅士的肋骨说：“把你的钱给我。”那个绅士被这突如其来的攻击吓倒了。他说：“你不能这样对我。我是国会议员。”强盗说：“那么说，你该把我的钱还给我。”