英语笑话

719　Johnny failed exam 强尼考试不及格

Johnny failed the exam. His friend asked, “Why did you get such a low grade?” “Because of an absence,” Johnny answered. “You mean you were absent on the day of the test?” “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

强尼考试不及格。他的朋友问他：“你的分数为什么这么低？”强尼回答说：“因为一次缺席。”“你是说考试那天你缺席了？”“不是我缺席。是我旁边的人缺席。”