英语笑话

725　Little girl knows everything 小姑娘什么都知道

A single mother with her 3rd grade daughter on the way to school, the little girl asked her mom: “Mom, how old are you?” The mom said a woman's age is her secret. Then the girl asked, “Mom, how tall are you then?” The mom said a woman's height is also her secret... In school, the girl's friend told her that the driver's license of a person has all the information of that person... Later that night, the girl woke up in the middle of the night and went to her mom's purse to check her driver's license... The next day on the way to school in the car, the girl said: “Mom, I know how old and how tall you are... You are 36 years old, 5ft 4inches tall, and I also know why you and dad got divorced.” The mom was very surprised and said: “Really? Tell me why then...” The girl said: “Because you got an F on sex...”

一个单亲妈妈送她小学三年级的女儿去学校的路上，小姑娘问她妈妈：“妈妈，你多大年龄？”妈妈说年龄是女人的秘密。小姑娘又问她：“妈妈，那么你有多高？”妈妈说身高也是女人的秘密。在学校里，小姑娘的朋友告诉她，一个人的驾驶执照上有他所有的信息。那天晚上，小姑娘半夜里醒来，就到妈妈的皮包里找她的驾驶执照。第二天早上，在上学去的车上，小姑娘说：“妈妈，我知道你的年龄和身高。你36岁，五尺四寸。我还知道你和爸爸为什么离婚。”妈妈大吃一惊，说：“真的吗？那你说说为什么。”小姑娘说：“因为你的性不及格。（注：F on SEX，性别女 female ）”