英语笑话

794　Conditional Move 有条件的搬出

His aching back made it impossible for him to get a decent sleep on their lumpy mattress. “Until I feel better, I'm going to sleep on the couch,” he announced. Ordinarily, a spouse moving out of the bedroom isn't a good sign for the marriage. So his wife couldn't resist: “Okay, but as soon as we have an argument you're back in our bed.”

他背痛，在他们凹凸不平的床垫上不能很好入睡，就宣布说：“在我觉得好转以前，我在沙发上睡。”通常，配偶从卧房里搬出来不是婚姻的好征兆。所以他太太忍不住说：“行。不过只要我们俩发生口角，你就得搬回我们的床上睡。”