英语笑话

851　False Teeth 假牙

Mike is at a banquet and keeps complaining that his false teeth are hurting him. The guy sitting to his left reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of dentures. He hands them to Mike and says, “Try these.” Mike tries them, and says, “Thanks anyway, but they're too tight.” The guy pulls out another set and hands them to Mike. They fit perfectly, so Mike wears them for the entire night. At the end of the banquet, Mike hands them back to the guy and says, “They fit me perfectly. Are you a dentist?” The guy says, “No, I'm an undertaker.”

麦克在一个宴会上。他一直抱怨他的假牙让他很痛。坐在他左面的人从口袋里掏出一副假牙，递给麦克说：“试试这副。”麦克试了试说：“谢谢你，不过太紧了。”那人掏出另一副假牙递给麦克。这副正合适，所以麦克一晚上都戴着它。宴会结束的时候，麦克把假牙还给那人，说：“这副正合适。你是牙医吗？”那人说：“不是。我是殡仪馆的。”