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A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I'm afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You're dying, and you don't have much time left.” “Oh, that's terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?” “Nine...”

一个男子觉得不太舒服，就到医生那里做一个全面检查。医生拿着检查结果出来说：“我有一个很坏的消息告诉你。你快死了，剩下没多少时间了。”那个男人说：“太糟糕了。我还剩多少时间？”医生悲哀地说：“十。”男人问：“十个月？十个星期？十什么呀？”“九……”