英语笑话

965　Shake machine broken 摇机器坏

The milk shake machine at the fast-food restaurant was broken, so I had an assistant post a sign on the drive-through speaker. A short time later, a customer pulled up to the speaker. “May I take your order?” I asked. “Crash, boom, bang!” came the response. I asked the customer to pull around. “Were you pounding on the speaker?” I asked the driver. “Yes, I was,” she admitted. “Why would you do that?” “Because the sign on the speaker said ‘Shake Machine Broken.’”

快餐店的摇牛奶机坏了，我让助理到免下车售货的喇叭那里去贴一个条。过了不一会儿，一个顾客到喇叭那里停下来。我问：“你要订购什么？”只听那边“哐、哐、哐”一顿乱砸。我让那个顾客过来。我问：“刚才是你砸的喇叭吗？”她承认说：“是的。”“你为什么要那么干？”“因为喇叭上贴的条说‘摇机器坏’。”