英语笑话

969　A New Title 一个新职位

The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news: I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning. Of course I was excited, but that didn't stop me from asking for my new title to be changed to Vice President of Corporate Planning and Research. “Why?” the chairman asked. “Because,” I said, “I don't want to be known as VP of CRAP!”

我们公司的董事长让我到他的办公室，并且告诉我一个好消息：我被提拔为“公司研究与计划副总裁”。虽然我很兴奋，仍然要求他把我的职位改成“公司计划与研究副总裁”。董事长问我为什么。我说：“公司研究与计划的缩写是CRAP（粪便）。”