Definitely

A nursery school teacher says to her class，“Who can use the word ‘Definitely’in a sentence？”

First a little girl says，“The sky is definitely blue．”The teacher says，“Sorry，Amy，but the sky can be gray，or orange...

Second a little boy says，“Trees are definitely green．”“Sorry，but in the autumn，the trees are brown．”

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks，“Does a fart have lumps？”

The teacher looks horrified and says，“Johnny！Of course not！！！”

“OK... then I DEFINITELY shit my pants...”

肯定地

幼儿园老师问她的学生们：“谁能用单词‘肯定地’造个句子？”

第一个小女孩说：“天空肯定是蓝色的。”老师说道：“很遗憾，艾米，天空也可能是灰色的，或者橙色的……”

第二个小男孩说：“树肯定是绿色的。”“很遗憾，但是在秋天树是棕色的。”

小约翰从教室后面站起来问道：“屁会是块状的吗？”

老师看上去很惊骇，说道：“约翰！当然不可能！！！”

“哦……那么我肯定是把大便拉在了裤子上……”