David Beckham joining the Australian soccer team? A stapler sending tweets? It must be April Fools' Day.

　　贝克汉姆要加入澳大利亚国家足球队？订书机也能“推特”？如果看到这样的消息，一定是愚人节到了。

　　In keeping with tradition, media outlets, companies, websites and other jokers came up with various April Fools' hoaxes Thursday that ranged from the ridiculous to the absurd.

　　按照惯例，世界各地的新闻媒体、公司、网站和爱开玩笑的人在本周四愚人节当天搞出了各种荒唐可笑的玩笑和恶作剧。

　　"Forget the worry of losing the shopping list or the scrap of paper with that vital name or number on it," read the Artline advertisement. "You can download it all later -- as you wrote it, or in the typefaceof your choice."

　　Artline在广告中是这样描述这款笔的：“不用再为弄丢购物清单或记有重要名字或数字的便条而担心了。你可以在写完后下载全部内容——按照原本的字体，或另选其它字体。”