C:  (At the cafeteria)
John: Hey, Victor! Heard your terribly tacky wardrobe made you late!
 Victor:  Too bad you didn't take longer choosing your clothes!
 John:  (Trying to show off) Get real! This shirt is pure silk. And these boots are straight from Italy!
 Mary:  Don't waste your time, John. Victor doesn't know anything about fine clothes!
 Victor:  I know what I like!
 Mary:  You know what you can afford! Low-grade attire! No matter! We understand! And we're still your friends! (John and Mary left.)
 Victor:  If I had a uniform, I could look as good as John any day of the week!
 Helen:  And if I had a uniform, I could look as expensive as Mary does!