D:  (At Victor's home) 
 Mom:  Victor, I sewed up those jeans of yours today!
 Victor:  Thanks, mom! Dad? What do you think about school uniforms?
Dad:  I think they're a fine idea for everyone but you!
 Victor: Huh? Why not me?
 Dad:  You keep your mother busy sewing, patching and cleaning your clothes every day!
            A uniform would cost three times as much as jeans and T-shirts and you'd do three times as much damage to it! Until either you graduate or they create an indestructible uniform, I'm against you in one!
 Victor:  Thanks a bunch!