我真后悔和你结婚。I regret having married you。
　　我的苦难从和你结婚的那一刻就开始了。My suffering came when I married you。
　　你根本就不爱我，你只爱你自己。You don’t love me, just love yourself。
　　你能不能不唠唠叨叨的？Can you just stop chattering?
　　我们几乎每天都吵架。We quarrel nearly every day。
　　现在我妻子和我分居了。My wife and I separate now。
　　他老婆发现他有外遇很久了。
　　His wife found out that he has been two-timing for a long time。
　　别干涉我。Don’t interfere with me。
　　我简直拿他没办法。I just can’t pin him down。
　　我不怕和我太太顶嘴。I’m not afraid to talk back to my wife。

　　An Unhappy Marriage
　　Husband：The Blacks got divorced。
　　Wife：Really? Why?
　　Husband：Mr. Black has been getting a little on the side。
　　Wife：I’m surprised. He doesn’t look like a guy who’d ever cheat on his wife, does he?
　　Husband：No, he doesn’t. But his wife found out that he's been two-timing for a long time. Incredibly, he’s had many different girlfriends starting almost right after they got married 20 years ago。
　　Wife：Well, I'm really surprised. You’re not doing anything behind my back, are you?
　　Husband：No. The only thing I’ve ever done behind your back is zip you up. Besides, I told all my other girlfriends that my wife was getting suspicious and that we had to cool it for a while until the smoke blew over。
　　Wife：Ha! Ha! You’re not very funny. I guess that means you expect me to tell my lover we have to stop seeing each other too。
　　Husband：You’re not funny either. I can’t believe I married a woman like you。