最近三天我一直在外地出差开会。我准备回酒店好好休息休息，安安静静地睡个好觉。可是我刚睡下，电话铃就响了：

心涛：喂，你好。

工作人员：先生您好，欢迎入住我们酒店。我们会为您提供周到的服务。如果您对我们的服务有什么意见和建议，可以随时联系我们。

心涛：好好好，没意见。我现在想休息了。

工作人员：好的，如果需要帮助，随时告诉我们。

我放下电话，把电话线拔了。我可不想再被这种无聊的电话吵醒。但是这会儿又有人在敲门。

工作人员：您好，客房服务。需要为您铺床吗？

心涛：不需要，谢谢。

我关门的时候把“请勿打扰”的牌子挂在了门把手上，这下没有人可以打扰我睡觉了。可是突然，楼道的警报响了。我打开门，酒店的工作人员解释说，厨房着火了，客人正在紧急疏散中。我们现在得马上离开酒店。天哪！老天爷真是连睡个好觉的机会都不给我！

 

 

I’ve been on a business trip out of town for the past three days. I plan to go back to hotel to have a good rest. However, No sooner had I slept, the telephone rang.

 

Xintao: Hello.

 

Worker: Hello, sir. Welcome to our hotel. We’re offering you the best service. Please let me know if you have suggestion and advice about our service.

 

Xintao: OK. No problem. Now I’m going to have a rest.

 

Worker: Yes. Just let me know if you need any help.

 

 

I put the phone down and pull out the telephone wire. I don’t want to wake up because this kind of stupid call. However, somebody is knocking my door.

 

 

Worker: Hello, sir. It’s housekeeping service. Do you need us to make a bed for you?

 

Xintao: No, thanks.

 

 

I put the sign of “Do Not Disturb” on the door when I close the door, thinking now that nobody can disturb me. However, the alarm in the corridor is ringing. I open the door and the workers in the hotel say there is a fire in the kitchen and the visitors are evacuated. We have to leave this hotel right now. Oh, my God! I don’t even have a chance to have a good sleep!