Nurse: Luke Power, the doctor will see you now.
Luke: She looks sick, take her.
Jason: Give us just a second. There is no reason to be scared.
Luke: Oh yeah the last time I saw a doctor you went poking around like a Turkish drug enforcement officer with an attitude.
Jason: Trust me pal, the doctor is your very special friend.
Doctor Slovakian: Let's go champ, don't worry; I haven't lost a patient since lunch.
Jason: He's kidding, he's kidding, the doctor's kidding. There you go, hey, hey. See, he hasn't seen a doctor for years that's why he is so…like you care. Wow, looks like Nixon's gonna resign.
Luke: Keep your hands to yourself you quack.
Jason: No problem, everything's under control.
Doctor Slovakian: Take it easy Ace.
Jason: Hey what's going on?
Luke: My very special friend just tried to choke me with a Popsicle stick.
Doctor Slovakian: It's a very normal examination, he tried to bite me. You settle down scooter or I'll have to call a Vet.
Jason: Hey, hey Luke, just so you can see an examination doesn't have to hurt, I'm gonna Doctor Slovakian do to me exactly what he would do to you ok...
Doctor Slovakian: Fine, unbutton your shirt sport. Whoops, got your nose, got your nose.
