Mike: Now, Luke, I'm telling you, the graphics on "chainsaw duel" are amazing. Okay, now, to attack you press that button.
Luke: Oh, I just crosscut your leg off!
Luke and Mike: Ohh! Eww!
Jason: Bills, bills, swimsuit edition of "Psychology Today." And here's a postcard for you, Luke. From your dad. You're not gonna read it?
Luke: These postcards are all the same. It's always a picture of the world's biggest something. A trout the size of an RV, a four-storey corndog…
Jason: You ever write him back?
Luke: And send it where?
Jason: Well. That is the biggest radish I have ever seen. I think you ought to take a look at this, Luke.
Luke and Mike: Ohh! Eww!
Luke: Sorry, Dr. Seaver, did you say something?
Jason: Looks like your dad is coming here to see you.
Jason: Is George here yet?
Mike: Dad, how do we know that he's not gonna kidnap Luke, and take him to some foreign country, and have plastic surgery done so we don't recognize him?
Jason: That's just a chance we're gonna have to take. Come on, Mike, has it ever occurred to you that Luke is looking forward to seeing his dad?
Luke: Isn't he here yet?
Jason: See
