No! 不!
　　Maggie? 美姬?
　　Uh, Mag-- 嗯,美…
　　Okay, okay, okay. So if you were imagining me, y-you did great. 如果你幻想吻的是我,你吻得好
　　What the hell were you doing? 你搞什么鬼?
　　Bob, I’m really sorry. She... kissed me back. 波比,我很对不起,但她也回吻我
　　- I kissed you back? - Yes, you did. You kissed me back. 我回吻你? 对,你的确有啊
　　You wanna tell me how long this has been goin’ on? 这份爱意滋生了多久?
　　Yeah, caught that. 我都看在眼中了
　　- About a minute. 大概一分钟前
　　Really? 真的?
　　- Longer for me. 我对你产生爱意则早一些
　　What do you expect me to say to this? 我应该怎样对你们说呢?
　　- Hello. 听住呀
　　- Well, Bob, you could say, 嗯,你大可以说
　　will be really happy together." “真真正正幸福地活下去”
　　"Well, I hope you two “我希望你们俩”
　　I hope you two 我希望你们俩
　　will be really happy together. 真真正正幸福地活下去
　　- Uh, take care of him. 帮我照顾他
　　- Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 你没事吧?
　　Bob! Bob! 波比 波比
　　Bob, I’m sorry. I-I’m-- 我很抱歉
　　At least this time I backed out before the wedding. 至少我是在婚礼前溜掉
　　That’s progress. 这算是进步了
　　You are gonna find some woman... 你会找到一个…
　　who can make you so much happier than I ever could. 比我更能令你幸福的女人
　　- Look out! 让开
　　- She’s good with needy men. - Yeah. Uh, yeah. 她擅于抚慰有需要的男人
　　- Well, um... why don’t you... - Yeah. - just call me later. - Okay. 你迟一些拨电话找我吧
　　Bob, this may not be a good time, but here’s my number. 你想倾诉一下,可以打这个号码
　　(Cindy) Drive safely, Bob! 波比,小心驾驶啊
　　Kid wants to lock up, go home. 他们要关门回家了
　　- How’s Bob? - Mmm. 波比怎么样?
　　- Okay. 还好
　　So, what just happened just now? 现在发生的事
　　Frankly, I don’t even want to talk about it. 我也不清楚,坦白说… 我甚至不想谈了
　　- Then... in there? - I don’t know. I, I, I-- 我是指刚才在教堂里
　　Me neither. 我也不想
　　Wait, wait, wait. Wait. 慢着
　　- No, no, no. No, wait. 等一等,不行的
　　Stop. - Mmm? Mmm? 不行的,我们…别这样
　　No, no, no, no. We gotta-- We have to talk. 不,不,我们要谈一谈
　　We have to talk. We have to do some talking now, all right? 我们现在要好好一谈
　　Just-- Come over here. Pull up a-- - Pull up a rail. - I was enjoying the-- Okay. 过来,坐下吧

　　All right. Just give me 让我有个喘息的…
　　a little space here.Okay. 空间吧
　　All right. (Sighs) 好啦
　　Do you think may-- 你认为也许…
　　Well, you do have a dress. 你有结婚礼服
　　And the church. 也有教堂
　　And the wedding date. 还订了婚期
　　Then there’s the two of us. 我们现在是两个人
　　Maybe-- 或者…
　　You do have to go down the aisle with somebody... 你还是要步入教堂
　　that you love, 跟一个你爱的人
　　- and who loves you back. 而他也是爱你的
　　- Who? 跟谁啊?
　　I’m okay with that. 跟你也无所谓
　　So am l. 我都无所谓
　　I’m getting married. 我准备结婚了
　　“卡美姬与甘艾基的婚礼”
　　Do you do this often? 你经常都这样做
　　Well, there’s not a lot to do around here. 住在这小镇没什么好做嘛
　　I just believe he’s listening to you. 我们找出了艾基的优点
　　His hair, any color. 他的头发,任何颜色都好看
　　I like his tight butt. 我喜欢他那结实的屁股
　　- Grandma. - Well, I do! 祖母,别这样嘛 我的确喜欢嘛
　　I’ll see you at the wedding. Right? 我们在教堂见面好吗?
　　You’re gonna be there, huh? 你会来吧?
　　- Thirty-seven hours. 还有三十七个钟头
　　- I didn’t miss the first one. 你第一个婚礼我也在场嘛
　　We’re gonna spend part of the time here in town 我们会在小镇待一段时期
　　’cause he wants to write a book. 因为他要写一本书
　　You always wanted to write a novel. 你一直都打算写一部小说
　　I feel inspired here. 我在这里找到灵感
　　I feel like I can write. I wanna write. 我觉得我可以执笔,我要写出来
　　Ike is getting married. Hah! Ooh! Ooh! 艾基要结婚啦
　　Fisher, if you pee on the Persian, I’m gonna kill you. 你在地毯上撒尿,我就宰了你