A:I've been working on my English recently.Do you want to talk in English?Just for laughs.
我近来在学英语，你想用英语交谈吗？只是随便聊聊。
B:Yes,okay,that's a good idea.
好吧，这个主意不错，
I don't think I'm going to be able to make it for lunch today.
我想我今天中午不能赶回家吃午餐了，
I'm sorry,I met a guy on the train,I got off with him in Vienna and we're still there.
很抱歉。我在火车上遇到了一个人，我和他在维也纳下了车，现在我们还在这儿呢。
A:Are you crazy?
你疯了吗？
B:Probably.
或许吧。
A:What?Is he Australian?Is he friendly?
什么？他是澳洲人吗？他友善吗？
B:No,no,no,he's passing through here too,
不，不。他也是从这里经过的；
he's an American;he's going back home tomorrow morning.
他是美国人，他明天早上回美国。
A:Why do you get off the train with him?
你为什么和他一道下车？
B:Well,he convinced me and actually I was ready to get off the train with him after talking to him a short while.
他说服了我，事实上我在和他聊了一会儿以后就决定和他一块下车了，
He was so sweet I couldn't help it.
他很可爱以致于我情不自禁。
We were in the lunch car and he began to talk about him as a little boy,seeing his great grandmothers ghost.
我们在餐车上，他像一个见到了他祖母的魂的孩子似的和我聊天。
I think that's when I fell for him.
我想我就是那时候迷上了他。
Just the idea of this little boy with all these beautiful dreams,he trapped me.
就是这个怀着美丽梦想的小男孩的主意，让我陷了进去。
A:Hmm.
噢。
B:And he's so cute.He has beautiful blue eyes,nice big lips,and greasy hair.
他很可爱，有蓝色的眼睛，宽大好看的嘴唇和油亮的头发。
I love it.He's kind of tall and he's a little clumsy.
我喜欢，他有点高，也有点呆。
I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.He kind of kisses like a doll,it's so cute.
我喜欢感受当我看其它地方时他看我的眼神。他的吻有点像洋娃娃，可爱极了。
A:What?
什么？
B:Yes,we kissed,it was so adorable.
我们吻过了，太可爱了。
That was the night when I begin to like him more and more.
就在我越来越喜欢他的那个晚上。
But I'm afraid he's scared of me.
但我害怕他会被我吓住。
You know I told him the story about the woman that kills her ex-boyfriends and stuff.
你知道，我讲过一个女人杀死他前男友之类的故事。
He must be scared to death;he must be thinking I'm this manipulative mean woman.
他一定害怕死亡，他一定会觉得我就是那个自私失控的女人。
I just hope he doesn't feel that way about me because I'm the most harmless person,
我只希望他不会那样认为，因为我是最没有伤害力的人，
the only person I could really hurt is myself.
我唯一能伤害的人就是我自己。
A:I don't think he's scared of you.
我想他不会对你感到害怕。
I think he's crazy about you.
我想他为你着迷。
B:Really?
真的吗？
A:I mean I've known you a long time and I know you've got a good feeling.
我的意思是我认识你很久了，我知道你感觉不错，
Are you going to see him again?
你会再见他吗？
B:I haven't talked about that yet.
我还没有谈到那方面。
Okay,it's your turn;you call your friend.
好吧，轮到你了。你打电话给你的朋友。
A:Alright.
好的。
B:Okay!
好！
A:Alright,alright,ring ring ring.I usually get this guy's answer machine,brrring.
好，叮铃铃。我常常接通的是这个家伙的电话留言，叮当。
B:Hi dude,what's up?
哥们，你好吗？
A:Errr,hey.Frank,how have you been?Glad you're home.
嗨，你好。富兰克，近来好吗？很高兴你在家了。
B:Cool yea,so how was Madrid?
不错啊，马德里怎么样？
A:Madrid?Sucked!You know Lisa and I had our long overdue meltdown.
马德里？糟透了！你知道，丽莎和我分道扬镳了。
B:Oh,too bad.I told you no.
噢，那就太糟了。我告诉你不要去的嘛。
A:Yea,yea,yea,the long distance thing just never works.
是啊，是啊。长途旅行的事总是不起作用的。
I was only in Madrid for a couple of days.
我只在马德里呆了几天。
I got a cheaper flight out of Vienna but it really wasn't that much cheaper.
我买了前往维也纳的便宜机票，但也不是特别便宜。
I just,I couldn't go home right away.
我现在不能马上回去，
I didn't want to see anybody I knew.
我不想见任何熟人。
I just wanted to be a ghost,completely anonymous.
我只想像一个孤魂一样，完完全全地隐姓埋名。
B:So are you okay now?
那么，你现在怎么样？
A:Yea,yea,no,no,yea.I'm great,that's the thing.
我很好，不，不，不错，我现在欣喜若狂，
I'm rapturous and I'll tell you why;I meet somebody on my last night in Europe.
我告诉你为什么，我在欧洲的最后一个晚上碰到了意中人，
Can you believe that?
你相信吗？
B:Oh,it's incredible.
噢，令人难以置信。
A:I know,I know I know and you know how they say that we're all each other's demons and angels.
我知道这确实有点令人难以相信，你知道，人们常说我们有自己的天使和魔鬼；
Well she was literally a Bart chilly angel,telling me everything was going to be okay.
她有点像文学作品里的冷艳天使，对我说一切都会好起来的。
B:How did you meet?
你们怎么认识的？
A:On the train.Yea,she was sitting next to this very weird couple that started fighting,so she had to move.
在火车上，她坐在一对开始吵架的古怪夫妇旁边，最后她只好换了位子；
She sat right across the aisle from me,so we started to talk and she didn't like me much at first,you know.
她坐在我坐的走道的右边，然后我们开始交谈，她开始的时候并不喜欢我，你知道，
She's super smart,very passionate and beautiful;I was so unsure of myself.
她特别聪明，美丽和热情，而我对自己缺乏信心。
I thought everything I said sounded so stupid.
我觉得我所说的话听起来都愚蠢极了。
B:Ah man,I wouldn't worry about that.
伙计，你不应该担心的，
I'm sure she was not judging you,no,and by the way she sat next to you now?
我肯定她不是在考验你，顺便问一下，她还坐在你旁边吗？
I'm sure she did it on purpose.
我想她是故意坐在那儿的。
A:Oh yea?
是吗？
B:Yea.US men are so stupid.
是啊，美国男人就是笨。
We don't understand anything about women.
我们不太了解女人，
They are kind of strange.The little I know about them,don't they?
她们有些奇怪，我就不太了解她们，不是吗？
A:Yea.
是的。