[00:01.16]Cut! cut! 卡！卡！
[00:04.04]Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me? 好了，罗恩，谁改了我的调子？
[00:07.48]No one, Samantha. 没人改，萨曼沙
[00:08.56]It’s been the same key for the last 43 takes. 43次录音都是这个调
[00:12.56]Well, something’s off then, because I’m just not feeling it, okay? 嗯，那就是有点不对劲 因为我就是感觉不到，好吗？
[00:15.12]God, I need my guitar. 天哪，我要我的吉他
[00:16.56]- We need to mix the tracks separately. - No! - 我们得分别做音轨 - 不！
[00:21.52]My lyrics say "dancing free with my guitar," Ron. 我的歌叫“和我的吉他一起跳舞”，罗恩
[00:24.28]So, I’m gonna be real, okay? 所以，我要更真实，好吗？
[00:27.20]I’m not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there 我不要你和上面坐的的那个香港佬
[00:30.96]turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe. 把我变成什么泡泡糖舞曲偶像
[00:33.64]Okay? I need to transcend! 好吗？ 我需要更棒！
[00:35.76]Are you guys even listening to me? 你们有没有听我说？
[00:37.64]# You guys are assholes, you’re assholes... #
[00:38.52]- Switch it off, guys. - # Ron, you’re an asshole # 关掉
[00:41.32]# You guys are assholes, You’re assholes. #
[00:45.28]She’s all yours. 她是你的了
[00:47.04]Chris! 克里斯！
[00:53.32]Hey! 嘿！
[00:55.28]I can’t hear you, Samantha. I can’t hear you, Samantha. 我听不见你说话，萨曼沙 我听不见你说话，萨曼沙
[00:60.88]- Can’t hear you. - Oh. - 听不见 - 哦
[01:02.56]Oh, light bulb. There you go. 哦，电灯泡 来了
[01:09.24]God, I’ve missed you. 天哪，我真想你
[01:09.44]Oh my God, I don’t believe it! 我的天哪 我不相信！
[01:11.92]Oh-- okay. 哦--好了
[01:17.28]Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me, 等等，你到这里是因为你想我
[01:22.88]or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me? 还是仅仅因为你的老板要签我？
[01:25.92]Both? 都有？
[01:28.20]That’s cool. Guess I missed you too. 很好 因为我也想你
[01:32.20]God, I want to lick your skin off! 天哪，我要把你舔掉一层皮！
[01:34.60]- I prefer you didn’t. - But I want to. - 最好不要 - 但我想
[01:37.16]Don’t. 别
[01:41.72]Ow! 哦！
[01:41.72]Ooh, you’re gonna get it. You’re gonna get it, baby. 噢，你会喜欢的 你会喜欢的，宝贝
[01:43.40]- I don’t want it. - Bad kitty. Meow, meow. - 我不想要 - 坏猫猫，喵喵
[01:48.00]- Okay. - Oh! Listen, what’re you doing - 好了 - 哦！ 你准备怎么
[01:50.68]- over the holidays? - I’m going to Santa Barbara-- - 过节？ - 我要去圣巴巴拉--
[01:51.44]’Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris. 因为巴黎要举行一场圣诞狂欢
[01:53.64]Okay, Paris isn’t gonna work for-- 好了，巴黎可不行--
[01:56.32]We can work and play. Mreow. 我们又能玩又能工作 喵
[01:56.76]I’m gonna call my assistant and we’re gonna go tonight. 我要打给我的助手 我们今晚就走
[01:59.92]Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it! 哦我的天！我刚写了一首新歌 你一定要听！
[02:05.80]This one’s called "Forgiveness." 这首歌叫“宽恕”
[02:07.16]Ahem. 咳
[02:14.96]# Forgiveness #
[02:15.80]# Forgiveness #
[02:20.72]# Is more than saying sorry #
[02:27.56]# To forgive is divine #
[02:29.92]# So let’s have a glass of wine #
[02:33.44]# And have makeup sex #
[02:35.80]# Until the end of #
[02:38.92]# Time time time time #
[02:39.48]# Time #
[02:43.24]# Time. #
[02:48.52]So what did you you think? 你觉得如何？
[02:51.52]I mean, my God! 我的意思是，我的天！
[02:51.84]Ah! 啊！
[02:56.60]Oh my God, you’re sweet. 哦我的天哪 你真好
[02:58.20]- What is that? - This is a taser gun. - 那是什么？ - 这是泰瑟枪(发射一束带电镖箭使人暂时不能动弹的一种武器)
[03:02.64]My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers. 我的公关给我的 用以避开跟踪我的人
[03:03.52]Bam! Ha ha ha! 邦！ 哈哈哈！
[03:06.72]Ooh, ahi tuna. 噢，吞拿鱼
[03:08.72]- You want some? Yummy yummy. - I’ll pass. - 你来点吗？很好吃的 - 我不要
[03:11.20]Ahi! 吞拿！
[03:14.80]Oh, I’m so glad KC got us back together. 我们高兴我们又在一起了
[03:17.16]Yeah, you’re awful. 对，你真棒
[03:18.52]Hey, I have a great idea. 嘿，我有个好主意
[03:23.04]What if on our way to Paris we stop off in lreland 如果我们去巴黎的路上 中途在爱尔兰停一下
[03:23.40]and find out where U2 lives? 看看U2乐队住在哪里？
[03:25.00]What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup? 不然找个像博诺的人重唱？
[03:30.28]and he’d go, # Forgiveness every day # only all Bono-y. 然后他唱 以他的唱法
[03:30.76]I’d be all... # Forgiveness is the way, # 我唱
[03:34.36]Wouldn’t that be amazing? 这不好吗？
[03:36.64]Ah! What if I added more vibrato? 啊！我再多加点颤音如何？
[03:39.12]# Forgiveness #
[03:45.92]# Is more than sayin’ sorry #
[03:50.24]# To forgive is divine #
[03:56.44]# So let’s have a glass of-- #
[03:58.92]Okay. Who’s the genius behind this? 好了，这个天才是谁？
[04:01.00]The container said "microwavable." 那个容器写着 "微波"
[04:04.48]But the aluminum foil wasn’t. 但是铝箔不行
[04:07.88]Well, I’m not supposed to worry about stuff like that. 我不应该操心材质问题
[04:09.28]I’m the talent. 我是天才
[04:09.32]Daddy, we’re down. 爸爸，我们落地了
[04:12.92]Not exactly warm out here, is it? 外面不是很暖和的，是吧？
[04:14.92]- How long till we’re airborne again? - Nice plane! - 还要多久我们才能重新开始飞行？ - 很好的飞机！
[04:18.20]- Not till tomorrow. - Ah, terrific. Where are we? - 最早明天 - 啊，真行，我们在哪？
[04:19.88]Not happy! 不高兴！
[04:23.56]We’re on a private field an hour outside of Trenton. 我们在离特伦顿 一小时路程的私人领地
[04:25.88]Jersey? We’re in New Jersey? 新泽西？ 我们在新泽西？
[04:28.92]Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk’d? 嘿，等等 我是不是被恶整了？
[04:32.04]Where’s Ashton? Ha! 埃斯顿在哪里？ 哈！
[04:33.92]Ashton! 埃斯顿！
[04:35.08]Oh my God! Ha ha. 哦我的天！ 哈哈
[04:37.08]You totally got me! 你骗到我了！
[04:39.08]Ashton? 埃斯顿？
[04:42.68]I love it that you’re taking me home to meet your mom. 我喜欢你带我回家见你妈妈
[04:44.24]Was this one of your clever little plans? 这是不是你打的小聪明？
[04:46.24]Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire. 对，我算计着让你烧了飞机
[04:50.88]Surprise! 惊喜吧！
[04:55.40]Ow! 哦！
[04:57.16]Oh, my little boy. 哦，我的小男孩
