This is it. 就这样
Hell yeah. Her feet aren’t even cold. 该死的 她的脚没有那么冷
Don’t even think about how weird tomorrow’s gonna be. 不要想明天会多尴尬
- Chris. - Oh, God. Oh, God. - 克里斯- 哦天哪，哦天哪
What’re you doing? Where’re you going? 你在干什么？ 你去哪里？
- Is everything all right? - Oh, everything’s fine. - 没事吧？- 噢，没事
Yeah. You okay? Uh, you need another blanket or anything? 你还好吗？嗯，你要另一床毯子什么的吗？
- No, I’m fine. - Ah. - 不，我没事- 啊
You’re not gonna make a move, are you? 你不准备采取行动了，是不是？
- Good night, Jamie. - Good night, Chris. - 晚安，洁蜜- 晚安，克里斯
You don’t deserve a penis. 你真没用
God, and we had this great night 天哪，我们过了美好的一夜
and we were showing each other old pictures and-- 给对方看老照片--
and we were laughing 我们笑啊
- Did he try anything? - No! - 他试别的了吗？- 没有！
- Did you try anything? - No, but I put myself out there. - 那你呢？- 没有，但我有暴露
I mean, I wore the sexy white shirt 我是说，我穿着性感的白衬衫
and I did the whole cold-feet move and we slept in the same bed. 凑近他取暖 我们睡在一张床上
What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, why didn’t you sleep with her? 他到底有什么毛病？ 我是说，他为什么不跟她做爱？
- Oh, I know. I had her. - I mean, are you two - 噢，我知道，我要过她了- 我是说，你们两个

on the same menstrual cycle yet or what? 没有相同的生理周期还是怎么的？
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. 我不知道 我不知道，我不知道
Maybe I just don’t compare to these L.A. girls. 或许我就是比不少那些洛杉矶的姑娘
Look, the timing just wasn’t right, you know? 听着，只是时机不对，好吗？
I’m-- I’m laying there. I’m about to make my move 我--我躺在那里 我准备更进一步
and then suddenly it just hits me. 然后忽然想到了
Where’s this going? 什么
What happens after we sleep together? 我们做爱之后会发生什么？
Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here? 她搬去洛杉矶？ 还是我搬回来？
Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her. 天哪，兄弟，我以为你只是想和她缠绵
Maybe he just wants to be friends. 或许他只是想做朋友
Maybe he’s gay. 或许他是个同性恋
I can’t just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history. 我就是不能碰洁蜜 帕拉米诺 我们有过去

- We’re-- we’re-- we’re-- we’re... - Friends. - 我们--我们--我们--我们是... - 朋友
God damn it! 该死的！
I’m right back in high school again, you know? 我又回到高中时代了 你知道吗？
I gotta follow my own advice. I gotta just walk away. 我得听我自己的 我得离开
No, put me on the 3:00. 不，3点钟
The sooner I get out of here, the better. 我越早离开越好
- You sure about this? - No. - 你确定？- 不
# When Janice smiles... #
- Janice? - # I realize # 贾尼丝？
# She’s no ordinary #
# Girl. #
Hey listen. I gotta hang out 听着 我得过去
with my friends over there, okay? 跟朋友打个招呼，好吗？
- I’ll talk to you tonight. - Whoo! - 我晚上再跟你说- 喔！
- What’s up, homies? - You tell me. - 怎么了，同性恋？- 你说呢
- What’s with the nurse? - Oh, Janice. - 你和那个护士怎么回事？- 噢，贾尼丝
Oof, another bee in the hive, my friend, 哦，只是另一个伴，我的朋友
- just another bee. - Well, what about Jamie? - 只是另一个伴- 那洁蜜呢？
What about her? I mean, hey, 她怎么了？我是说，嘿
it’s great, right? Two biggest geeks back in the day 很好，是不是？以前的两个小丑
now finally have a shot with the hottest chick in high school? 现在争夺高中校花？
- You can’t write that stuff, my friend. - Hey, are you kidding me? - 你没这本事，我的朋友- 嘿，你开玩笑吗？
Oh, come on, man. Cut the nice guy routine. 哦。来啊 别来什么好男人的规矩
I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino 我是说这是对洁蜜 帕拉米诺的甜蜜报复
I know what you’re up to and I am all for it. 我知道你的斤两 我完全赞同
for keeping us in the friend zone all those years. 那些年只把我们两个作为朋友
Oh, yeah, you wish you were in the friend zone. 哦，对，你希望你是她朋友
I was in the friend zone. Friend zone’s mine. 我是她朋友 只有我是
- Dusty, popcorn’s ready. - Copy that, I’m mobile. - 达斯丁，爆米花好了- 收到，我来了
- Listen, I gotta run. - The man’s juice! - 听着，我得走了- 这家伙该死！
You guys have a nice time. It’s been nice seeing you. 你们很好吧 见到你真高兴
Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. Clark, always a pleasure. 和洁蜜快活点，我知道我会的 克莱克，随时欢迎
- Dinkleman. - Son of a bitch. - 丁克曼- 王八蛋

So we’re looking at day cares. 我们这在考虑日托
And Darla’s got this one picked out for TJ and it’s great. 这样达拉就给小杰选了这家，很不错
And you know, don’t get me wrong, I want the best for my kid. 还有你知道吗，别说我 我想给我孩子最好的
I mean he deserves the best 我是说他应该得到最好的
but Tiny Tots is just too-- oh, Mariah Carey! 但小孩子就是太-- 哦，天哪！
What the hell are you doing?! 你到底在干什么？！
This is a Pontiac Grand Prix! 这是辆庞迪克格兰瑞斯！
I’m sorry, okay?! 对不起，行了吗？！
But I can’t let Dinkleman get away with this! 但我不能让丁克曼得逞！
I refuse to sit back and let Jamie get used by another asshole! 我不愿意回去而让洁蜜跟了另一个混蛋！
You could’ve asked! L.A. guys are so dramatic. 你可以问问啊！ 洛杉矶男人真冲动
- I’m sorry! - Okay. - 对不起！- 好吧
- # Christmas, Christmas... # - Oh my God. 哦我的天
You know, one good snowfall and you won’t see any of this. 下了好大一场雪 你不会看见这些了
# Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling #
# Spreading Christmas cheer. #
Hi, Mr. Palamino. How are you? 嗨，帕拉米诺先生 你好吗？
Come to destroy the rest of the house, huh? 还来毁我的房子吗，啊？
Look, I’m really sorry about yesterday. 听着，对于昨天的事我真的很抱歉
- Ho-ho-ho. - And that. - 吼-吼-吼- 还有那个
Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie. Where is she? 听着，我知道你恨我，但我要和洁蜜谈谈 她在哪里？
- She’s gone off with Mr. Lee. - Dry cleaner? - 她和李先生出去了- 干洗店的？
- No. Dusty, you jackass. - Where are they? - 不是，是达斯丁，笨蛋- 他们去哪了？
- # I’ve been workin’ on the railroad... # - No, Chris! This way. 不，克里斯！这边
# All the livelong day #
# I’ve been workin’ on the railroad #
# Just to pass the time away #
# Can’t you hear the whistle blowing?
# Rise so early in the morn’ #
- Dinkleman! - # Can’t you hear the captain shouting? # 丁克曼！
- Chris, what’re you doing here? - I need to talk to you. - 克里斯，你来这干嘛？- 我要跟你谈谈