- There you go. - Stepford stallions love their mares - 开始了- 斯戴福的绅士们爱他们的小姐
All men left, all men right 男士左，男士右
Rope that filly, she won't bite 紧握着，她不会放的
All join hands and circle sweet 所有人握紧手转圈圈
Please your cowboy with your feet 带动你的牛仔，脚儿踢起来
- Nice shirt, Stan. - Thanks. - 衬衫不错，斯坦- 谢谢
Yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay, 咦-咔-呀
yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay, 咦-咔-呀
- yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay, - Honey. - 咦-咔-呀- 亲爱的
- Yippee-ki-yay, yippee-ki-yay. - Calm down. - 咦-咔-呀- 冷静
Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do, 多-西-多
- Whoa, back up, guy. - Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do... - 往后站，各位- 多-西-多…
Jesus. 上帝啊
Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do. 多-西-多
- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Is she all right? - 对不起，对不起- 她有事吗
- It's OK. - Excuse me. - 没事的- 对不起
- Do-si-do. - All right. OK. Don't try to move her. - 多-西-多. - 好的，不要动她
- She's drunk. - There's no need, thank you. - 她喝醉了- 不需要的，谢谢你
- She's blond. - I'm her husband. - 她是金发- 我是她的丈夫
- Do-si-do. - Jo, you're not a doctor. - 多-西-多- 乔，你不是医生
Walter, I can take care of this. I ran a network. 沃尔特，这个我应付得来我曾掌管过电视网的
Mike. 迈克
- Somebody call 911. - Mike's here. - 谁去打911 - 迈克来了
- Mike. - Do-si-do. - 迈克- 多-西-多
Do-si-do, do-si-do, do-si-do. 多-西-多
- Mike. - It's OK. I'm here. - 迈克- 没事了，我来了
Walter, the missus. 沃尔特，你太太
- The missus? - Jo, Jo. - 太太？- 乔，乔
Walter, what is your problem? 沃尔特，你怎么回事啊？
- Excuse me. - Stand back, please. - 对不起- 请靠后站
- Hey! Excuse... - Excuse me. - 嘿！对不…- 对不起
- What was that? - Herb, Dave, - 那是什么？- 赫伯，戴夫
give me a hand, and we'll get Sarah right into my Hummer. 帮我一把我们把萨拉弄到我的悍马上
- Your Hummer? - It's a sweet ride. - 你的悍马- 那车很稳的
- It's roomy. - Here you go. - 地方比较宽敞- 起来
We need an ambulance. You shouldn't be moving her. 我们需要救护车你们不应该动她
She might need oxygen, paramedics. 她需要氧气和护理人员
Everything isn't always about you, Jo. 不是什么事情都和你有关，乔
Walter. 沃尔特
She'll be fine. It's too much sun. She's dehydrated. 她不会有事的，晒的太阳太多了她有点脱水
- Dehydrated? Are you crazy? - Jo. I'm sorry about this, Mike. - 脱水？你疯了吗- 乔，我很抱歉，迈克
Joanna. Joanna, this is a very special moment. 乔安娜，乔安娜，这是个非常特殊的时刻
- I would like you to meet... - Mike Wellington. - 我向你介绍…- 迈克•威灵顿
My husband. 我的丈夫
- Oh... - And you must be the famous Joanna. - 噢…- 你一定就是著名的乔安娜
You're even prettier than in the newspapers. 你比报纸上还要漂亮
- They don't do you justice. - Excuse me, that woman is very sick. - 他们对你确实不公- 对不起，那个女人病得很重
Thank you. I should be going with her. 谢谢你，我应该和她一起去
She'll get all the help she needs. Trust me, little lady. 她会得到应有的照顾的相信我，女士
That woman had a seizure, and she was practically levitating. 那个女人突然晕过去都快飞起来了
And I have told you five million times I phoned Herb. 我都告诉你无数遍了我打电话给赫伯
He said that Sarah is fine. 他说萨拉没有事
She just needed some fluids, just like Mike said. 她只是缺水，就像迈克所说的
- She was sparking, Walter. - She was dancing. - 她当时直冒火花，沃尔特- 她当时在跳舞
Then why wasn't there a doctor anywhere? And why...? 那为什么那儿都没有医生？为什么…？
Why...? 为什么…？
Walter! Walter! And why did everyone 沃尔特！沃尔特！为什么所有人都那样？
just automatically listen to that Mike person? 都自觉地听那个叫迈克的？
And why, why was everyone just standing there? 还有为什么，为什么所有人都袖手旁观
You mean why weren't they just listening to you? 你是说为什么他们不乖乖听你的话？
- That's not what I'm saying! - Jesus Christ, Joanna! - 我没有那么说！- 上帝啊，乔安娜！
your kids barely know you, and our marriage is falling apart. 你的孩子几乎不认识你而我们的婚姻也几近破裂
- What? - You were fired, - 什么？- 你被解雇了！
And your whole attitude makes people want to kill you. 而你一直怀疑别人想要杀了你
It makes people try to kill you. 一种被害的妄想
That's what we're doing here. 我们在这儿为的就是这个
The people in this town have been nothing 这个镇子的人们对你除了友善…
but friendly and welcoming and wonderful to you. 欢迎和非常好之外没有恶意
And you've been nothing but snide and suspicious. 而你却一直疑神疑鬼
And on top of that, at the picnic you humiliated me. 尤其是在野餐会上你让我很丢人
Well, I can't do it anymore. 我再也没有办法这样下去了
I can't keep fighting you for every inch of everything. Game over. 我没有办法和你为了点点滴滴吵了我们完了
- Marriage over. - Oh, no! - 我们的婚姻完了- 噢，不！
- No! - No what? - 不！- 什么不？
Please don't go. 请不要走
- Why not? - Because you're right. - 为什么不？- 因为你是对的
Wait, I'm sorry. I don't think I heard that. What did you just say? 等等，我没听错吧你刚刚说什么？
I said, you're right. 我说，你是对的
About? 关于什么
About everything. 所有的事情
About me. 关于我
Do you know why I signed on at the network? 知道我为什么和电视公司签约吗？
