Damn. Come on, let's go. 该死，来吧，我们走
　　You think this is all right, sneaking around? 你觉得这样没问题吗 在这里偷偷摸摸的
　　Add it up. 你想一想
　　All the women around here are perfect sex-kitten bimbos. 这里所有的女人都是 完美的性感小猫般的傻瓜
　　All the men are drooling nerds. 所有的男人都是流口水的讨厌鬼
　　- Doesn't that seem strange? - Not to me. - 那看起来不奇怪吗- 我觉得不
　　- Why not? - I work in television. - 为什么不- 我在电视界工作
　　Oh, come on. 噢，来吧
　　You know, Walter, I think Joanna is right. 你知道，沃尔特 我想乔安娜是对的
　　- I think Stepford is the answer. - She's a great gal. - 我想斯戴福就是答案- 她是一个很棒的女生
　　Or she will be. 或者她将会是
　　- Come on, help me up. - We shouldn't be here. - 来，帮帮我- 我们不应该来这儿
　　Oh, come on. Don't be such a chicken. 噢，来吧，别这么胆小
　　- I should be home with my cupcakes. - Why? - 我应该在家陪着我的小蛋糕- 为什么？
　　Because you only made 5,000 of them? 因为你只做了5000个？
　　- We're trespassing. - Only if we get caught. - 我们是非法闯入- 会被抓到的
　　Damn, I can't see a thing. 该死，我什么也看不见
　　Oh, there's the light. There it is. 噢，灯在那儿 就在那儿
　　No, Bobbie. 不要，芭比
　　This is like some alien freak show. 这真像是变态外星人展览
　　Why? They're just family portraits. 为什么？只是家庭肖像而已
　　Yeah, that's what I said. 对，我说的就是这个
　　The lights. 灯
　　We should get out of here. 我们应该赶快离开
　　Should we run? 我们应该跑掉吗？
　　Oh, my God. 噢，我的天
　　Clarice? 克莱瑞斯？
　　- Hi, girls! - Roger! - 嗨，姑娘们！- 罗杰！
　　You scared us. 你吓死我们了
　　- What are you doing in here? - What's going on? - 你们在这儿干什么？- 怎么回事？
　　Do they have hookers or old Playboys or cable porn? 他们是在嫖妓还是看成人频道？
　　Oh, please. They barely have throw pillows. 拜托，他们只是互相打打闹闹
　　- They're coming. - The menfolk. - 他们来了- 男人们
　　- Call us. - OK. - 给我们打电话- 好的
　　Rog? 罗杰？
　　What was it? Did you see anyone? 刚才是什么东西？ 你看到什么人了？
　　Not a soul. 一个鬼影都没看见
　　But what's back here anyway, in all of these rooms? 不过这些房间里面是什么？
　　Storage? Sweaters? 储藏室？毛衣？
　　Bodies? 尸体？
　　- Jerry. - Do you see that door on your left? - 杰瑞- 看到你左手边的门了吗？
　　Check it out. 打开看看吧
　　Oh, boy. 噢，老兄
　　Why, I can't see anything. It's dark. 怎么回事，我什么也看不见 漆黑一片
　　Use your flashlight. 用你的手电筒
　　I feel like Nancy Drew in The Mystery of the Mid-life Crisis. 我感觉像是在南希·朱儿的中年危机之迷里
　　What am I looking for? 什么也没有啊？
　　Look down. 往下看
　　Jerry? 杰瑞？
　　Roger! 罗杰！
　　- Bobbie. - Roger! - 芭比- 罗杰
　　Roger! 罗杰！
　　- Bobbie? - Roger! - 芭比？- 罗杰！
　　Roger said there was nothing going on at the Men's Association. 罗杰说男子联合会那里什么也没有
　　- It's been two days. - Bobbie. - 已经两天了- 芭比
　　Well, then why doesn't he answer the phone? 好，那为什么他不听电话呢？
　　Roger! 罗杰！
　　Roger! 罗杰！
　　Isn't that his favorite shirt, the Dolce & Gabbana? 这不是他最喜欢的衬衫吗 多曲·甘巴那牌的那件？（意大利名牌）
　　The Guccis. 古琦
　　- And the Versace. - Maybe he's donating them. - 还有凡萨斯的- 也许他是要把它们捐出去
　　To what? The gay homeless? 给谁？无家可归的同性恋？
　　He loved this. 他最喜欢这个了
　　His program from Hairspray. 发型屋的服务清单
　　- Oh, my God. - What is it? - 噢，上帝- 什么东西
　　Viggo. 维格（指环王主演）
　　Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Jerry Harmon, and I... 谢谢你们，女士们先生们 我是杰瑞·哈蒙，我…
　　I know I'm pretty new here, but already I feel so at home. 我知道我在这儿是个新来的 但是我真的感觉就像回到家一样