1--Did you hear about Joseph and Michelle?

2--No, what happened? Did they have a divorce?

1--Oh, no. They are pregnant.

2--Really? How far along is Michelle?

1--Joseph told me that she is four months.

2--Oh, okay. How is he handling the news?

1--He was a mess the last time I saw him.

2--How is he now? Is he still crazy?

1--Actually, he seems relaxed and collected.

2--I can't believe Joseph is going to be a father.

1--It's trippy, huh? He is our age.

2--This is making me feel really old.

===================================
注解：
 
1.pregnant怀孕
2.mess糟糕
3.trippy幻觉

===================================
译文：

1--你听说过约瑟夫和米歇尔的事了吗?

2--没有，发生了什么？他们已经离婚了吗?

1--噢，不是。他们有孩子了。

2--真的吗？米歇尔怀孕多久了？

1--约瑟夫告诉我她已经四个月了。

2--哦，好的。他是如何表现的?

1--我最后一次看见他时他很糟糕。

2--他现在怎么样？他还疯狂吗？

1--实际上，他看起来很放松而且镇静。

2--我不能相信约瑟夫快要当爸爸了。

1--这像幻觉,是吗?他的年纪和我们一样。

2--这使我觉得自己真的老了。