2--Listen, I had to talk to my friend really quickly, and there was no parking spaces.

1--I'm going to have to give you a ticket.

2--I'm a broke college student.

1--And I'm a broke police officer. Deal with it.

2--Can't you just let me off with a warning?

1--No way. I have to be firm with you.

2--I'll buy you a box of donuts.

1--You have got to be kidding me.

2--I thought all cops liked donuts.

1--That's a stereotype. You should really learn to be quiet.

2--I'll stay quiet if you let me off with a warning.

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注解：

1.spaces空间 
2.Deal with成交 
3.firm严格   

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译文：

1--你知道你不能停在这，对吧？

2--听着，我必须很快的和我的朋友谈谈，这里没有停车的地方了。

1--我将不得不给你开一个罚单。

2--我是个一文不名的大学生。

1--我是个一文不名的警官。成交。

2--难道你不能只是给我个警告然后让我走吗？

1--没门。我必须严格对你。

2--我会给你买一盒甜甜圈。

1--你在开玩笑吧。

2--我以为所有的警察都喜欢甜甜圈。

1--这是偏见。你真的应该学会保持安静。

2--如果你只是给我个警告并让我走，我就会保持安静。