2--What's the matter?
 
1--This steak has too much fat.
 
2--What do you want the waiter to do?
 
1--Bring me a better steak.
 
2--I wouldn't do that.
 
1--Why not?
 
2--They will drop the new steak on the floor, step on it, and then spit on it.
 
1--You're crazy.
 
2--Then the waiter will give you a big smile as he brings you the new steak.
 
1--Where do you get these crazy ideas?
 
2--I used to cook in a restaurant!
 
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注解：
 
1.steak牛排  
2.spit on it往上面吐口水    
3.used to曾经
 
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译文：

1--我正在叫服务员。
2--怎么了？
1--这牛排有太多脂肪。
2--你想要服务员做什么?
1--给我一个更好的牛排。
2--我不会那样做。
1--为什么不？
2--他们会把新牛排在掉地板上,用脚踩它,然后朝它吐口水。
1--你疯了。
2--然后服务员会给你一个大大的微笑,在他带为你端上新的牛排时。
1--你从哪里得到这些疯狂的想法?
2--我过去曾在一家餐厅当厨师！