2--I really like the straight legs.
 
1--But they aren't very fashionable. What about these?
 
2--I don't like the way they sag down. I feel like I have plumber butt in them.
 
1--That's the style! You just wear boxers.
 
2--What if someone got it in their head to give them a tug? What then?
 
1--You're so old fashioned! Nobody is going to pull down your pants!
 
2--If you ask me，it's a walking invitation!
 
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注解：
 
1.fashionable时尚的   
2.sag down下垂；下陷
3.invitation引诱；诱惑
 
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译文：
 
1--你最喜欢哪种牛仔裤？
2--我喜欢直筒牛仔裤。
1--可是那已经不流行了，这些呢？
2--我不喜欢低腰裤，我觉得我的屁股都快露出来了。
1--那就是流行啊！你只要穿四角内裤就行了。
2--万一有人用力拉我的裤子怎么办？那会发生什么事？
1--保真是老土！才不会有人脱你裤子呢！
2--你问我的话，我会告诉你穿成这样就是在引诱犯罪！