在你车上的女友
A guy had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
个人在酒吧里喝了几小时的酒后，提到自己女友还待在外面车子里。
The bartender,concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.
外面很冷，酒保有点担心，便出去看看情况。
When he looked inside the car, he saw the guy’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing.
他往车内一看，只见那家伙的朋友戴夫正在和他女友接吻。
The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
酒保摇摇头，走回酒吧。
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.
他劝这位醉汉最好去看看女友怎么样了。
The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
于是这家伙踉踉跄跄地走到车子那边，看到好朋友和女友在接吻后，便回到酒吧里笑个不停。
“What’s so funny?” the bartender asked.
“什么事那么好笑?”酒保问道。
“That stupid Dave!” the fellow said, “He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”
“那个笨戴夫!”那家伙说：“他居然醉到以为自己是我哩!”
