让他挖!

An old man and woman were married for years eventhough they hated each other. When they had afight, screams and yelling could be heard deep intothe night.

一对老夫妇在一起生活了很多年，虽然他们彼此憎恨。每次他们吵架时，尖叫声和咒骂声就会回荡在夜空中。

A constant statement heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most was "When I die Iwill dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

邻居们很怕那个老头，因为常听他说的话是：“我死了以后会从坟墓里挖出来找你，让你永远不得安宁。”

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, andstrange sounds at all hours.

他们认为他会巫术，那些失踪的猫狗和不时发出的奇怪的声音都是他造成的。

He died abruptly under strange circumstances. After the funeral, the wife went straight to thelocal bar and began to party as if there were no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions wasbecoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions.

有一天他突然离奇地死去了。葬礼后，他的妻子直接去了当地的小酒馆不顾一切地纵酒狂欢。她的极度快乐引得邻居们围拢来问她：

"Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? That this man who practiced black magic and statedwhen he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt for therest of your life?"

“你那死去的老头会巫术啊，他说过他死后会从坟墓里挖出来找你，让你永远不得安宁啊。你不害怕吗?你没有感到不安吗?你不担心吗?”

The wife put down her drink and said...

她放下酒杯说：

"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

“哦，让那死老头挖去吧。我把他脸朝下埋的!”