和谁结婚
There is a man has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to giveeach one of them $ 5000 and see how each of themspends it.
有一个男人有3个女朋友,可是他不知道要和谁结婚好。于是他决定给她们每人5000块钱看她们都怎么花。
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
第一个女人用这笔钱把自己整个改头换面了一番。她买了新衣服,换了新发型,修了手指甲和脚。她对男人说:“我把这些钱花在自己身上是为了让我更漂亮,从而更配你,这都是因为我很爱你。”
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and stereo andgives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much."
第二个女人用这些钱买了高尔夫球杆、CD播放器、电视音响送给男人。她说:“我买了这些东西送给你是因为我很爱你。”
The third one takes the $ 5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment,returns the $ 5000 and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money forour future because I love you so much."
第三个女人拿了钱投入股市,又赚了5000块,她把5000块还给男人,用赚来的5000块继续投资。她说:“我太爱你了,所以我用剩下的钱为我们以后的日子投资赚钱。”
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decidedto marry the one with the biggest breasts.
男人长时间地仔细考虑了女人们的花钱方式,最后决定娶了那个胸最大的。