[00:05.80]
[00:06.83]You knew I was multi-tasker when you married me, right?
[00:10.01]
[00:10.06]-I sure did. -Alright. Okay.
[00:13.41]
[00:17.79]Okay. Tuohy family. Big smiles everyone!
[00:21.69]
[00:22.92]And, one , two, three...
[00:26.32]
[00:29.40]Michael! Michael come over here and get in the next one.
[00:32.77]
[00:32.82]Come on. Come on. Come over here.
[00:36.01]
[00:41.32]Oh, come on.
[00:42.25]
[00:42.25]It's not like I'm gonna put it on the Christmas card.
[00:44.50]
[00:44.55]Okay, let's scootch in a little tighter.
[00:48.69]
[00:48.88]That's good.
[00:50.48]
[00:51.27]Really big smiles.
[00:52.80]
[00:52.85]Okay, one, two three... Say rebels!
[00:56.46]
[00:56.56]Rebels.
[00:58.06]
[01:06.88]I got it.
[01:08.38]
[01:09.30]-Who's winning? -Tennessee.
[01:11.75]
[01:12.36]-Who are they playing? -Clemson.
[01:14.43]
[01:14.48]Your mom roots against Tennessee no matter who they're playing?
[01:16.97]
[01:17.02]Oh, yes, I do. With gusto.
[01:19.82]
[01:19.91]She can't stand Tennessee.
[01:22.01]
[01:22.06]Collie-bell, I thought you were going to your boyfriend's?
[01:25.27]
[01:25.32]I thought of hanging around here today.
[01:28.22]
[01:29.66]I like that.
[01:31.26]
[01:31.44]Hey, baby. There's a couple of messages on the machine
[01:33.38]
[01:33.38]but I didn't check 'em.
[01:34.28]
[01:34.33]Alright.
[01:35.83]
[01:36.87]Hey, Sean, hey, Leigh Anne, it's cousin bobby. Happy new years!
[01:40.40]
[01:40.45]Listen, I've had about five cold ones...
[01:42.45]
[01:42.50]Of course you had.
[01:44.29]
[01:44.29]I'm just gonna go ahead and ask.
[01:46.20]
[01:46.25]You know there's a colored boy in your Christmas card?
[01:49.60]
[01:52.65]What?
[01:53.88]
[01:54.85]You just looked teeny-tiny next to him. Right?
[01:58.04]
[01:58.04]Like Jessica Lange and King Kong.
[02:00.33]
[02:01.48]Hey, does Michael get the family discount at Taco Bell?
[02:04.14]
[02:04.19]Because if he does Sean's gonna lose a few stores.
[02:07.64]
[02:07.94]He's a great kid.
[02:09.18]
[02:09.23]Well, I say make it official and just adopt him.
[02:12.53]
[02:13.97]He's gonna be eighteen in a few months.
[02:15.37]
[02:15.42]Doesn't really make much sense to legally adopt.
[02:18.77]
[02:21.35]Leigh Anne, is this some sort of white guilt thing?
[02:25.21]
[02:25.83]What will your daddy say?
[02:28.08]
[02:28.59]Umm... before or after he turns over in his grave?
[02:32.04]
[02:32.21]Daddy's been gone five years Elaine,
[02:34.68]
[02:34.73]Make matters worse you wear at the funeral.
[02:37.02]
[02:37.07]Remember? You wore Chanel and that awful black hat.
[02:40.49]
[02:40.54]Look, here's the deal.
[02:42.45]
[02:42.50]I don't need y'all to approve my choices, alright?
[02:45.55]
[02:45.95]But I do ask you to respect them.
[02:48.36]
[02:48.41]You've no idea what this boy's been through.
[02:50.33]
[02:50.38]And if this is going to be some running diatribe
[02:53.17]
[02:53.22]I can find an overpriced salad a lot closer to home.
[02:56.77]
[02:57.97]Leigh Anne, I'm so sorry. We didn't intend to...
[02:59.78]
[02:59.83]No. We didn't really.
[03:01.39]
[03:01.44]I think, what you're doing is so great...
[03:04.71]
[03:04.92]to open up your home... to him.
[03:07.47]
[03:08.02]Honey, you're changing that boy's life.
[03:10.97]
[03:11.09]No.
[03:12.24]
[03:13.27]He's changing mine.
[03:15.22]
[03:16.37]That's awesome for you, but what about Collins?
[03:19.67]
[03:20.62]What about Collins?
[03:21.77]
[03:21.82]Aren't you worried, I mean, even just a little?
[03:24.72]
[03:24.82]He's a boy, a large, black boy,
[03:27.12]
[03:27.17]sleeping under the same roof.
[03:29.62]
[03:32.06]Shame on you.
[03:33.71]
[03:38.38]I've got this.
[03:40.08]
[03:42.10]Be honest with me, okay?
[03:44.30]
[03:45.73]Is Michael being here making you uncomfortable?
[03:49.03]
[03:50.06]They're stupid kids, who cares what they say.
[03:53.33]
[03:53.63]What kids?
[03:54.92]
[03:54.97]At school.
[03:56.34]
[03:57.35]They're juvenile.
[03:58.67]
[03:58.72]And what do they juvenile kids say?
[04:01.47]
[04:01.92]It's really not worth repeating.
[04:04.52]
[04:05.17]And don't worry about SJ, he likes all the attention.
[04:08.95]
[04:09.55]He introduces Michael as his big brother.
[04:12.55]
[04:16.40]-What about you? -It's fine.
[04:19.22]
[04:21.94]I mean, you can't just throw him out on the street.
[04:25.26]
[04:25.31]I can make other arrangements.
[04:27.81]
[04:31.38]-Hi, Mike. -Hi.
[04:32.90]
[04:32.95]-Need a push? -Yeah.
[04:34.95]
[04:41.43]Higher, Mike! Higher!
[04:43.14]
[04:47.01]Higher!
[04:48.51]
[04:53.46]Higher!
[04:54.96]
[04:59.19]Don't look down. Don't look down!
[00:06.83]You knew I was multi-tasker when you married me, right?
[00:10.01]
[00:10.06]-I sure did. -Alright. Okay.
[00:13.41]
[00:17.79]Okay. Tuohy family. Big smiles everyone!
[00:21.69]
[00:22.92]And, one , two, three...
[00:26.32]
[00:29.40]Michael! Michael come over here and get in the next one.
[00:32.77]
[00:32.82]Come on. Come on. Come over here.
[00:36.01]
[00:41.32]Oh, come on.
[00:42.25]
[00:42.25]It's not like I'm gonna put it on the Christmas card.
[00:44.50]
[00:44.55]Okay, let's scootch in a little tighter.
[00:48.69]
[00:48.88]That's good.
[00:50.48]
[00:51.27]Really big smiles.
[00:52.80]
[00:52.85]Okay, one, two three... Say rebels!
[00:56.46]
[00:56.56]Rebels.
[00:58.06]
[01:06.88]I got it.
[01:08.38]
[01:09.30]-Who's winning? -Tennessee.
[01:11.75]
[01:12.36]-Who are they playing? -Clemson.
[01:14.43]
[01:14.48]Your mom roots against Tennessee no matter who they're playing?
[01:16.97]
[01:17.02]Oh, yes, I do. With gusto.
[01:19.82]
[01:19.91]She can't stand Tennessee.
[01:22.01]
[01:22.06]Collie-bell, I thought you were going to your boyfriend's?
[01:25.27]
[01:25.32]I thought of hanging around here today.
[01:28.22]
[01:29.66]I like that.
[01:31.26]
[01:31.44]Hey, baby. There's a couple of messages on the machine
[01:33.38]
[01:33.38]but I didn't check 'em.
[01:34.28]
[01:34.33]Alright.
[01:35.83]
[01:36.87]Hey, Sean, hey, Leigh Anne, it's cousin bobby. Happy new years!
[01:40.40]
[01:40.45]Listen, I've had about five cold ones...
[01:42.45]
[01:42.50]Of course you had.
[01:44.29]
[01:44.29]I'm just gonna go ahead and ask.
[01:46.20]
[01:46.25]You know there's a colored boy in your Christmas card?
[01:49.60]
[01:52.65]What?
[01:53.88]
[01:54.85]You just looked teeny-tiny next to him. Right?
[01:58.04]
[01:58.04]Like Jessica Lange and King Kong.
[02:00.33]
[02:01.48]Hey, does Michael get the family discount at Taco Bell?
[02:04.14]
[02:04.19]Because if he does Sean's gonna lose a few stores.
[02:07.64]
[02:07.94]He's a great kid.
[02:09.18]
[02:09.23]Well, I say make it official and just adopt him.
[02:12.53]
[02:13.97]He's gonna be eighteen in a few months.
[02:15.37]
[02:15.42]Doesn't really make much sense to legally adopt.
[02:18.77]
[02:21.35]Leigh Anne, is this some sort of white guilt thing?
[02:25.21]
[02:25.83]What will your daddy say?
[02:28.08]
[02:28.59]Umm... before or after he turns over in his grave?
[02:32.04]
[02:32.21]Daddy's been gone five years Elaine,
[02:34.68]
[02:34.73]Make matters worse you wear at the funeral.
[02:37.02]
[02:37.07]Remember? You wore Chanel and that awful black hat.
[02:40.49]
[02:40.54]Look, here's the deal.
[02:42.45]
[02:42.50]I don't need y'all to approve my choices, alright?
[02:45.55]
[02:45.95]But I do ask you to respect them.
[02:48.36]
[02:48.41]You've no idea what this boy's been through.
[02:50.33]
[02:50.38]And if this is going to be some running diatribe
[02:53.17]
[02:53.22]I can find an overpriced salad a lot closer to home.
[02:56.77]
[02:57.97]Leigh Anne, I'm so sorry. We didn't intend to...
[02:59.78]
[02:59.83]No. We didn't really.
[03:01.39]
[03:01.44]I think, what you're doing is so great...
[03:04.71]
[03:04.92]to open up your home... to him.
[03:07.47]
[03:08.02]Honey, you're changing that boy's life.
[03:10.97]
[03:11.09]No.
[03:12.24]
[03:13.27]He's changing mine.
[03:15.22]
[03:16.37]That's awesome for you, but what about Collins?
[03:19.67]
[03:20.62]What about Collins?
[03:21.77]
[03:21.82]Aren't you worried, I mean, even just a little?
[03:24.72]
[03:24.82]He's a boy, a large, black boy,
[03:27.12]
[03:27.17]sleeping under the same roof.
[03:29.62]
[03:32.06]Shame on you.
[03:33.71]
[03:38.38]I've got this.
[03:40.08]
[03:42.10]Be honest with me, okay?
[03:44.30]
[03:45.73]Is Michael being here making you uncomfortable?
[03:49.03]
[03:50.06]They're stupid kids, who cares what they say.
[03:53.33]
[03:53.63]What kids?
[03:54.92]
[03:54.97]At school.
[03:56.34]
[03:57.35]They're juvenile.
[03:58.67]
[03:58.72]And what do they juvenile kids say?
[04:01.47]
[04:01.92]It's really not worth repeating.
[04:04.52]
[04:05.17]And don't worry about SJ, he likes all the attention.
[04:08.95]
[04:09.55]He introduces Michael as his big brother.
[04:12.55]
[04:16.40]-What about you? -It's fine.
[04:19.22]
[04:21.94]I mean, you can't just throw him out on the street.
[04:25.26]
[04:25.31]I can make other arrangements.
[04:27.81]
[04:31.38]-Hi, Mike. -Hi.
[04:32.90]
[04:32.95]-Need a push? -Yeah.
[04:34.95]
[04:41.43]Higher, Mike! Higher!
[04:43.14]
[04:47.01]Higher!
[04:48.51]
[04:53.46]Higher!
[04:54.96]
[04:59.19]Don't look down. Don't look down!
