She brought home a small white bag. "Surprise!" she said. He asked, "What's in the bag?" She said, "You'll never know until you open it." He said, "I was joking. I already know what's in it. I recognize that white bag. You were at Levain's on 74th Street. Their big, fat cookies come in that bag. Did you get the chocolate chip or the oatmeal raisin? I hope you got both." She said, "No, I didn't. The last time I got both, you complained. You ate both cookies after dinner. Then you said that you were going to burst. You said never to bring home more than one cookie again." He said, "You're right. It's hard to eat just one." She said, "Well, there's only one. Do you mind if I share it with you?" He said, "Of course not! You split it in half. I'll get us some milk."