He was in Manhattan visiting his mom. They took a walk to Madison Square Park. They saw many people in line for Shake Shack. He said, "This place must be good. Let's try it." She said she had never eaten there. He said, "Well, it'll be a new taste treat for both of us." They waited in line for 30 minutes. He ordered a hamburger, fries, and a shake for each of them. He ordered Shake Sauce. The clerk gave him his receipt and a beeper. Ten minutes later, the beeper went off. He brought their order back to their outdoor table. He dipped a fry into the Shake Sauce. It tasted like Thousand Island dressing. "This sauce is nothing special," he said. A few bites later, she said, "This meal is nothing special. It's good, but it's not worth waiting 40 minutes for. All these people must be tourists."