The TV volume suddenly increased as a commercial started. He saw a glistening tomato. The camera zoomed in. Then it zoomed out. Then in, then out. Suddenly, a knife, at super-fast speed, chopped the tomato into juicy slices. Then, at super-slow speed, the slices landed on a white dinner plate. The camera panned the plate from left to right, then from right to left. Then it zoomed in and out. Suddenly, a red onion filled the TV screen. A knife, in rapid motion, sliced the onion. The slices, in slow motion, landed on the white dinner plate. The camera panned the plate left to right, then right to left. Then it zoomed in and out. Then it panned and zoomed at the same time. His eyeballs felt like they were spinning around. The tomato slices and onion slices started to sing and dance on the plate. He changed the channel.