剧情梗概：Howard最近做了一件很浪漫的事。为了纪念他与Bernadette约会一周年，他特别为Bernadette写下一首歌曲，还邀请小伙伴们一同为女友演唱。这首搞笑情歌迅速火了。
中英文对照歌词：
If I didn't have you
如果身旁没有你
Life would be blue
生活无趣失重心
I'd be Dr. Who without the TARDIS
《神秘博士》没话亭
A candle without a wick
也像蜡烛没灯芯
A Watson without a Crick
沃森没了克里克
I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ie
像我衣服少领结
I'd be cheese without the mac
起司没有通心面
Jobs without the Wozniak
像乔布斯没搭档
I'd be solving exponential equations
没有了你就像是
That use bases not found on your calculator
用少底的计算器 来解指数方程式
I'd be an atom without a bomb
像个原子没有弹
A dot without the com
像个点儿少了com
And I'd probably still live with my mom
而且还在跟妈住
And he'd probably still live with his mom
他还会在跟妈住
Ever since I met you, you turned my world around
打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆
You supported all my dreams and all my hopes
我的梦想与希望 都有你在支持我
You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238
你若是那铀235 那我就是铀238
Almost inseparable isotopes
难分离的同位素
I couldn't have imagined
我从没能想象到
How good my life would get
此生能如此幸福
From the moment
而我幸福的起点
That I met you
是在初次遇见你
If I didn't have you
如果身旁没有你
Life would be dreary
百无聊赖失寄托
I'd be string theory without any string
像弦理论失了弦
I'd be binary code without a one
二进位中少了1
A cathode ray tube without an electron gun
阴极射线管没枪
I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon
《萤火虫》《巴菲》《复联》没了导演乔斯•惠登
I'd speak a lot more Klingon
会多说克林贡语
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
黄道吉日今宜死
And he'd definitely still live with his mom
他还会在跟妈住
Ever since I met you, you turned my world around
打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆
You're my best friend and my lover
当我挚爱与挚友
We're like changing electric and magnetic fields
要电动才能生磁 而磁变才会生电
You can't have one
如果没有了对方
Without the other
只有自己便不行
I couldn't have imagined
我从没能想象到
How good my life would get
此生能如此幸福
From the moment that I met you
而我幸福的起点 是在初次遇见你
Bernadette
伯纳黛特
Oh, we couldn't have imagined
我们从没想象到
How good our lives would get
此生能如此幸福
From the moment that we met you
我们幸福的起点是在初次遇见你
